Season Shot – “Ammo With Flavor”

Season Shot Flavored AmmoEver wonder how to make the killing and cooking of a bird even more ruthlessly efficient? If so, here is your answer: Season Shot. This flavored bird shot will literally season the bird while you’re shooting it. There is no shot left in the bird and it is ‘”seasoned upon impact.” Even the most strident environmentalist will surely be appeased by Season Shot’s biodegradability. Season shot will kill (and season) pheasants, quail, duck, turkey and other bird game.

Where do you get this? You can’t. The good folks at SeasonShot.com are rushing to get their ‘ammo with flavor’ out by next hunting season, however. Expected flavors include: Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki and Honey Mustard.

Ps: SeasonShot was submitted by a Peace Corps volunteer stationed in Nicaragua. No joke.

Posted on November 1, 2007
Category: deals | 8 Comments

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8 Responses to “Season Shot – “Ammo With Flavor””

  1. Christine E. on November 2nd, 2007 10:13 am

    Amazing! The description claims : Shoots. Kills. Seasons.– fantastic! If only Dick had known about this BEFORE the duck hunting misfortune. This is the PERFECT gift for ALL seasons.

  2. Thomas on November 2nd, 2007 10:20 am

    This is too funny! At first, I thought it was a joke. I can’t believe this is real!!

  3. Judy on November 2nd, 2007 2:02 pm

    I wonder if it only seasons the part that gets hit or the whole thing.

  4. Nanc on November 6th, 2007 6:03 am

    Yum! Maybe they can add dry ice to the seasoning so that the bird is ready for the freezer. Throw in a couple knives and it can be deboned for you. Heck might as well add freezer wrap too! Very interesting!!!

  5. c on November 9th, 2007 8:21 am

    my kids will totally freak if they see this inside the bird

  6. bandera on November 14th, 2007 2:01 pm

    if it works, this could be pretty neat stuff. wonder about the velocity, pattern, etc?

  7. Sheri Reeves on November 17th, 2007 9:24 pm

    I don’t care if it works~I HAVE to get this for my husband, my dad, my brother…

    I love it!

  8. Heidi Eubanks on January 23rd, 2008 8:39 pm

    This is the perfect gift for my sister who loves to ruin at least a few perfect email with breakfast mornings during hunting season by e-mailing me pictures of her latest successful hunting trip. She would love this!

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