The “Brief Safe” $11

the brief safe The ultimate deterrent, the Brief Safe is a pair of underwear with a 4″ x 10″ compartment for hiding valuables that makes use of what it calls “special markings” on the “lower rear” to stave off would-be thieves. It comes in one color: “white (and brown).” This is disgusting!

Pick up a pair for $11 at Shomer-tec a military and law enforcement equipment provider. Shippings adds a hefty $13.

Haven’t touched your sensibilities yet? They also have Doo Drops, which “look and smell like real diarrhea” and were supposedly manufactured for “the CIA and other federal agencies.”

Posted on November 13, 2007
Category: Toilet Gifts, deals | 11 Comments

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11 Responses to “The “Brief Safe” $11”

  1. Etienne Teo on November 13th, 2007 1:10 pm

    That looks like a safe spot to hide your stash of cash.

  2. Mark on November 13th, 2007 3:15 pm

    I love it! This is destined to be the Gag Gift capital of the Internet.

  3. Sarah on November 14th, 2007 10:13 pm

    Wish I would have seen these before buying my brother-in-law his birthday present last week. Guess there’s still Christmas…tis the season to give money stashing underwear.

  4. Dan Klein on November 16th, 2007 4:12 pm

    Now I know where my dad kept his money.

  5. michael healy on November 17th, 2007 8:02 pm

    Now I know I’ll never end up on skid row.

  6. Gayle on November 18th, 2007 1:45 am

    Great idea, appropriate to be men’s brief 8)

  7. Mike on November 19th, 2007 4:40 am

    This is great. The entire website has everything I need to get the gifts that get laughs for years to come. Christmas is really going to be interesting this year!

  8. Jennifer on November 19th, 2007 4:28 pm

    This is why men should BE brief! Now let’s see this in some thong undies. A challenge to you strange deal makers. Fun stuff!

  9. Gary Shako on November 20th, 2007 7:13 am

    If I had that shower I would never get out of it!

  10. Andrew on November 21st, 2007 7:06 am

    Don’t waste your money on a fabricated “Brief Safe”! My wife keeps a stash of my authentic and home made version.

  11. mona s on October 6th, 2009 12:56 pm

    I think these are funny as hell. I bet no man would pick them up LOL.

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