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The “Brief Safe” $11
The ultimate deterrent, the Brief Safe is a pair of underwear with a 4″ x 10″ compartment for hiding valuables that makes use of what it calls “special markings” on the “lower rear” to stave off would-be thieves. It comes in one color: “white (and brown).” This is disgusting!
Pick up a pair for $11 at Shomer-tec a military and law enforcement equipment provider. Shippings adds a hefty $13.
Haven’t touched your sensibilities yet? They also have Doo Drops, which “look and smell like real diarrhea” and were supposedly manufactured for “the CIA and other federal agencies.”
Posted on November 13, 2007
Category: Toilet Gifts, deals |
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That looks like a safe spot to hide your stash of cash.
I love it! This is destined to be the Gag Gift capital of the Internet.
Wish I would have seen these before buying my brother-in-law his birthday present last week. Guess there’s still Christmas…tis the season to give money stashing underwear.
Now I know where my dad kept his money.
Now I know I’ll never end up on skid row.
Great idea, appropriate to be men’s brief
This is great. The entire website has everything I need to get the gifts that get laughs for years to come. Christmas is really going to be interesting this year!
This is why men should BE brief! Now let’s see this in some thong undies. A challenge to you strange deal makers. Fun stuff!
If I had that shower I would never get out of it!
Don’t waste your money on a fabricated “Brief Safe”! My wife keeps a stash of my authentic and home made version.
I think these are funny as hell. I bet no man would pick them up LOL.