Gold Pills Leave Your Toilet Sparkling – Only $425

From the ‘I don’t even know what to say about this’ file, we bring you Gold Pills designed for digestive decoration. These pills leave your leavings sparkling with real 24k gold leaf. You probably won’t even want to flush with the masterpiece you’ve left behind.

So, if you’re tired of lighting your money on fire, and are looking for decadence in literally every aspect of your life, head over to Citizen-Citizen Design and pick up a few. They’re only $425 each. You’ll never be disgusted with your bowels again.

Posted on December 10, 2007
Category: Toilet Gifts, deals | 8 Comments

Comments

8 Responses to “Gold Pills Leave Your Toilet Sparkling – Only $425”

  1. Rebecca Jackson on December 12th, 2007 10:43 pm

    Yes, but does it still stink? Now that would be a product. Sad people, just sad.

  2. christine on February 12th, 2008 10:14 am

    This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Incredible. I think that this item should be sold with a black throne- to highlight the droppings.

  3. Greg Hensley on April 22nd, 2008 4:13 pm

    A bowl full of nuggets what will they think of next?

  4. Girlie on May 29th, 2008 10:05 am

    Well, I guess that’s one way to flush your money down the toilet. (^_^)

  5. Dik on August 24th, 2008 5:22 pm

    Good ideas. Added message about you on my site

  6. kill takular on February 4th, 2009 11:45 am

    Makes me shit out the gold stuff. I love it. Gives Sawz a nice gold mustache.

    10 out of 10 ! !

  7. JEC on May 23rd, 2009 8:33 am

    I’m already shitting out millions of dollars in “leftover” pharmaceuticals. What my body can’t utilize goes into the toilet. It’s a shame I can’t recycle it.

  8. Becca on June 11th, 2009 12:34 pm

    God bless America!

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