En Garde, Delicious Meats!

For centuries the battle has raged: meat versus man, man versus meat, with nary a truce on the horizon. Now young grilling squire, it is your moment to take up arms against the Polish, the Italian, the Chorizo, and the cunning German sausages, as well as steaks, chickens, and seafood of all variety. I, Edmond Dantes, command you to raise the steel of your BBQ Sword!

Oh, you don’t have one? Well, Firebox.com has the stainless steel BBQ Sword on sale for just $29.95. It even comes with the pictured cut-out mask, in case you care to keep your identity secret (from your neighbors) while using this graceful, but deadly instrument. Shipping adds $7.95, but there’s no tax (except PA).

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