Yodeling Pickle $11

Yodeling: a strange and often loud aspect of some non-American culture. It’s likely Scandinavian, but our intelligence reports at the StrangeDeals offices are quite raw, so we can’t be sure. We also have a hot report saying it’s Argentinian in nature, though we have no confirmation either way.

Yodeling: we’ve all heard it and somehow it’s pervaded world culture. We all have a sense of it, but couldn’t possibly hope to recreate the highs and lows of its novelty notation. And the yelps, we can’t do those, at least not as responsible people living in our local US cities, townships, and villages.

Yodeling: really? You’ve preserved this portion of your history? Why not the viking funeral? That thing is ultimate! The one where they kick your canoe off the shore and shoot a flaming arrow at your corpse and light the whole boat aflame? Then you go to Valhalla where you get in mead-drinking contests with other vikings! Yeah! Metal! Mastodon!

Yodeling: hopefully no one is doing it. Especially considering they can have it done for them, by a pickle no less! A ridiculous pickle! A Yodeling Pickle! Of course, it’s at Amazon (we all know they’ll sell anything) and it’s only $10.70. So just buy it already: your life will take on new meaning, both spiritually and intellectually, when you own this soon-to-be artifact.

Preserve the yodel!

Posted on August 24, 2010
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2 Responses to “Yodeling Pickle $11”

  1. kara steele on October 20th, 2012 10:10 pm

    know ihave seen everything!!lol

  2. Charlotte White on January 24th, 2013 1:55 pm

    now I’ve seen evrything…this is something funny..Lol

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