Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters $8

The Gingerbread Man was really mischievous. Remember? (I’m talking about the fairy tale, not the punched-up version from Shrek.) I always thought he would come running into my room when I was a child and this scared me.

As the story goes, he escapes some farmers that made him in an oven because they were childless, a classic example of how messed up the fairy tales from that era are. As they give chase, he shouts the taunt, “Run, run as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m the Gingerbread Man!” Eventually a fox catches and eats him. You know why the fox caught him? Because he wasn’t a ninja.

We’ve covered ninjas before at StrangeDeals. They’re badass. No one denies this. So, if you’re ninjaless rather than childless, you should probably hook yourself up with these Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters. They’re at Perpetual Kid for only $7.99 starting in September. Careful though, after coming out of the oven, they might just take their awesome bamboo blowguns to your unsuspecting neck instead of running away. And don’t expect any fun taunts: ninjas have never once spoken.

Posted on August 30, 2010
Category: Dorky Gifts, ninja gifts | 1 Comment

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One Response to “Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters $8”

  1. Judy on December 5th, 2012 2:01 pm

    Your ad says the cookie cutters (Ninja) $7.99 when you get to the sire $9.99. What gives?

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