Get Out of Hell Free Cards $5

Feeling like salvation might be slipping away? Looking for something redeemable on Judgment Day?
Goohf.com has these Monopoly-inspired Get Out of Hell Free Cards (as well as stickers and plastic cards). These are hilarious and quite affordable, with a 50-pack of the paper cards priced at only $5. Stickers are currently priced at $1 per sheet […]

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush $17

Hillary is ready…to clean your toilet.
The creative geniuses behind the popular George Bush Toilet Bowl Brush have a new partisan toilet cleaning invention for you: the Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush. Get it, or the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, while she still has a career!
Want the famous First (Cleaning) Lady’s head in your toilet? […]

Billy-Bob Teeth Baby Pacifiers $10

Ever look at your baby son, daughter, niece, nephew, or cousin, and think to yourself: “they’re too cute; they need something to offset all that cuteness.” Well, Billy-Bob Teeth Pacifiers can knock that little runt down to size. These pacifiers are very standard on the inside, however the outside gives the hilarious appearance of something […]

Octodog: Turns HotDog into an Octupus $16

Ever wish you could turn your run-of-the-mill franks n’ beans into a veritable octopus’s garden? Well, look no further, the Octodog is here! This plastic “frankfurter converter” safely slices each hot dog into the likeness of everyone’s favorite carnivorous marine mollusk.
The best deal on the Octodog is at BaronBob.com for $15.95 (though if you would […]

Paper Soap $6

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not particularly fond of carrying around liquid hand sanitizer. It makes me feel obsessive-compulsive. I do like to have clean hands, however, and thanks to the great minds of Japan, I can clean them vigorously on my own terms.
From the annals of practicality, we bring you Paper Soap. […]

Utilikilt Man Skirt $140

Man Skirt? Hardly. For those who desire the ultimate freedom, the Utilikilt is designed as a modern American alternative to the ancient Scottish attire of William Wallace and Robert The Bruce.
Started in Seattle in 2000, The Utilikilts Company now sells over 11,000 Utilikilts per year. Get your own at ThinkGeek (granted, not […]

Celebrate Christmas on Your Ceiling for Only $60!

Sometimes I come across things here that I simply don’t understand; I post them so you can share in my confusion. The Upside-Down Christmas Tree is one of those things. It hangs from your ceiling, ostensibly to make room for more presents. For the pious among you, don’t worry: an upside-down tree in no way […]

Chihuahua Taco Holder Set $26.59

While saying ‘Yo quiero Taco Bell’ hasn’t been funny in years, it would be hard to say the same of these Chihuahua Taco Holders. Both cute and hilarious, you can now let the dogs sit on the table for Taco Night.
Overstock currently has this Set of Two Chihuahua Taco Holders on sale for $27.99. Use […]

The Mangroomer $35

Women: no more helping your hairy man shave! The Mangroomer (read: shaver on a stick) is a “Do-It-Yourself Back Hair Trimmer.” Gross, yes, but better than you having to do it for them! This has a 135-degree opening and an extendable handle. The 1.5″ electric blade does the dirty work.
The best […]

Pee-Pee Teepee $8

If you’ve ever been changing your little one and been hit with an unexpected golden shower, the clever minds behind the Pee-Pee Teepee have saved you. A no-brainer for recent mothers and fathers, this little cotton “hat” fits right over the “problem areas” while you’re changing your little guy or gal.
The best deal? […]

Bacon Strip Bandages $5

When I was a kid growing up and hurt myself (from scraped knee to broken bone) the common response was “rub some dirt on it.” Now, the youth of today can “rub some bacon on it”.
McPhee.com has Bacon Strip Adhesive Bandages (Box of 15) on sale for only $4.95. The 3′ x 1′ bandages […]

Personalized Branding Irons $40

Is there someone in your life who really loves making their mark? Well, now you can let them do so, literally. Their egos are certain to inflate even further with a personalized branding iron. These irons can be customized with as little as two and as many as five characters so they can […]

Ultimate Bathroom iPod Dock $60

Sometimes you just have to listen to music. And if that sometime happens to strike you in the john, this might be the product for you. The Icarta iPod Dock-Toilet Paper Holder alleviates your fears of dropping expensive gizmos in the bowl, and completes the experience with moisture-resistant stereo speakers that can generate up to […]

Redneck Survival Kit $35

There are those who the “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign is for and those it is not. For those who it is, we’ve found the perfect gift. The Redneck Survival Kit comes complete with “Buckshot” jalapeño-flavored popped wheat, Hunter’s root beer float-flavored popcorn, Genuine Redneck Dehydrated Water (empty bag with directions for […]

E-Coli Stuffed Animal $7.95

I haven’t purchased a stuffed animal in years, but I have to admit that these are intriguing. The teddy bear, the unicorn, the monkey, are all yesterday’s news when compared to these Plush Microbes. Whether you want to cuddle up with the common cold, salmonella, ebola, the black death, or athlete’s foot, you’ve come to […]

Yes, I Actually Weigh As Much As A Cow - $51

Are you one of those people that can’t stand getting on a scale? Well, now you can alleviate your fears of numerical mass with the Celebrity Weighing Scale. Sort of. Instead of numbers, step on and you’ll be given your weight in animal. Yes, your weight will now be represented by the […]

Gold Pills Leave Your Toilet Sparkling - Only $425

From the ‘I don’t even know what to say about this’ file, we bring you Gold Pills designed for digestive decoration. These pills leave your leavings sparkling with real 24k gold leaf. You probably won’t even want to flush with the masterpiece you’ve left behind.
So, if you’re tired of lighting your money on fire, and […]

Sonic Grenade $13

This could be fun. Looking to get back at a coworker? Postal employee? Librarian? Priest? Sleeping brother or sister? The Sonic Grenade is your opportunity to turn any calm, serene environment into total calamity. Set the hard rubber grenade to one of three volume settings, pull the pin, and throw. 20 seconds later, sonic mayhem. […]

Flying Christmas Monkey $1.99

No, it’s not the Wizard of Oz…it’s the Flying Christmas Monkey! This holiday hit features elastic arms and a back pocket for slingshot action. Plus, when flying through the air, your critter will let out a monkey howl!
The best deal around on the Flying Christmas Monkey is at HandHeldItems.com for only $1.99 with the code […]

Peter Petrie Egg Separator $13

The creepy little ceramic head is your ticket to more efficient egg separating (clearly a concern of us all). Crack open an egg, drop it in Peter’s head and watch as the egg white drops unpleasantly through his large nose, leaving the intact egg yolk still inside. However tasteless, this does at least […]

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