Coming Soon: Adaptive Lens Technology

I can’t believe people go to medical school to become eye doctors. It seems to me you could take a short ESL class on how to properly pronounce the question, “better or worse” and you’d be pretty much set.
Of course, when I go to the eye doctor their always trying to upsell me on bionic [...]

Portable Watermelon Cooler $231

The Japanese are so far ahead of everyone that it’s just plain ridiculous. They’re so far ahead that sometimes they come up with new technology designed simply to screw with us. I’ve never been more sure of it.
Take, for example, this Marugoto Tamachan Portable Watermelon Cooler. Why does this thing exist? I don’t know, but [...]

TV Hat $30

TV is pretty widely considered by scholars as an effective weight loss tool, great for child rearing, and all-around awesome in everything it provides to humanity. But what if you’re not in front of a TV? What if you’re in front of something like this website that has boring words on it?
Simple, you put on [...]

The 8-Bit Tie $15

StrangeDeals wants to illuminate yet another tie. We know our readers have to pretend to dress well, all the while giving the proverbial finger to the man in the subtlest fashion (see the double entendre? I went there). It’s The 8-Bit Tie and you should probably own one.
This “stylish tie looks just like what Mario [...]

Interested In A Strange Father’s Day?

Father’s Day, much like Mother’s Day, is a weird holiday. It has inspired some of the worst, or at a minimum, least-used gifts year after year. A Flow-Bee? Paul Anka: A Treasury of Hits? A zen garden? A discount calendar full of zingers from Hogan’s Heroes?
In an unexpected turn (one we selfishly like to think [...]

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies $6.47

Have you found yourself falling in love over and over (and over) again with the language, settings, and wit of Jane Austen, only to discover a startling lack of the undead? Admired the Victorian-era author’s pre-feminist feminism, whilst admonishing the complete absence of the well-acknowledged base inhuman desire for BRAINSSS?
Look no further. Pride and Prejudice [...]

Cassette Tape Dispenser $15

“I made you a mixtape. It’s got Culture Club, Billy Ocean, Madness, Wham!, Kajagoogoo, and some other stuff that really expresses how I feel about you.”
Remember when cassettes became the de facto medium for all things audio? Me neither. But I’m told it did happen. They replaced vinyl and the eight-track for just about a [...]

Tauntaun Sleeping Bag $90

“This may smell bad, kid, but it’ll keep you warm until I get the shelter up.” (Shuddering) “And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.”
Like the Ice-Planet Hoth wasn’t miserable enough. Poor, whiny Luke Skywalker had to get his head bashed in by some awful snow monster, hung upside down like a [...]

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