However, no one can deny how delicious marshmallows are, especially floating in milk. Yum? If it’s not your cup of tea, you can always feed it to your kid’s bratty friend the morning after a sleepover and then send him home to mom and pop for a sugar-fueled afternoon of nightmarish antics. Take that, Timmy’s parents!

CerealMarshmallows.com (that name really gets the for-sale product involved!) is now selling bags of these, uh, Cereal Marshmallows starting at $7.99 for14 ounces. However, if you’re looking to buy in bulk, you can get up to 95 pounds of these little sugar bombs. And if you are buying 95 pounds of these, send photos.

Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

Now I’m not positive, but I think they’re using pigs as an allegory for something else here, because I don’t think pigs can get married yet. And pigs eating bacon is probably how foot-and-mouth disease started. Though, the Beatles are from England and things can get weird pretty fast over there.

So, if you know anyone who can be a bit piggish, lighten up their sty with this cool Pig Snout Mug. It’s only $14.99 at Perpetual Kid. Or buy one for yourself, bring it to the office, and see how many times you can say “oin-kay” instead of “okay” before you get fired. Over-under is probably like three times (I’ll take the under).

Take, for example, this Marugoto Tamachan Portable Watermelon Cooler. Why does this thing exist? I don’t know, but I have a feeling it’s to make the rest of the world feel like a bunch of Okies and hayseeds who wouldn’t know a portable watermelon cooler from a Hello Kitty Sushi Maker (careful, that site is weird and possibly inappropriate).

Wanna be the coolest guy or gal at the next barbecue? Buy this thing and act all aloof when people wonder what the hell it is. “You’ve never seen a Marugoto Tamachan Portable Wheeled Watermelon Cooler? Do you live in a cave?”

It’s available at Joybond (a site with the oh-so-awesome slogan, “Car Care System For Professional Purpose”) for only 19,950 yen (about $231). Then, and only then, will you be able to cool mobile watermelon for professional purpose.

Well, if you concur, don’t hesitate in joining Grateful Palate’s Bacon of the Month Club! Not only will you get a delicious, new artisan bacon delivered to your door every month, but you’ll also receive a bacon-inspired t-shirt, ballpoint pen, toy pig, as well as a monthly recipe and comic strip. Get one package delivered each month for just $150 ($12.50 per month) or two for $225 ($18.75 per month).

Handmade in the Netherlands, Chocobama and Sugar-Cane are crafted from fine Belgian chocolate. Choose from either dark, milk, or white chocolate ranging in price from $25.64 to $38.47 (converted from the Euro).