Josh Cooley — a Pixar animation story artist who worked on Ratatouille, Cars, and Up — now has collected his favorite scenes in one Innappropriate Golden Book, Movies R Fun. It’s being printed for the kids in your life that you want emotionally scarred and questioning the true meaning of existence at an early age.

Scenes include some from The Professional (about a hitman who adopts a little girl after her parents are murdered by a corrupt cop), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (about killer robots from the future, including the T-1000, who goes on to kill practically everyone in that flick), The Godfather Part II (in which Michael Corleone has his only living brother Fredo whacked), and more.

These are currently being printed in China according to Cooley’s Blog, so keep checking back for their availability dates.

Here’s your chance to break the mold. Any parent can boast that their child’s a genius, but what about a MAD GENIUS?! With the Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks, Junior’s first words will be “B is for Bioengineering,” “U is for Underground lair,” “T is for Tentacles,” or my favorite “K is for Potassium.” (If you don’t get that one, your kid probably doesn’t have genius in the cards for him.)

This set of five handmade blocks is now available at ThinkGeek.com for just $26.99 with $5.39 for shipping. Each block has smooth, rounded edges, no harmful dyes or chemicals, and most importantly, hand-carved depictions of what will hopefully be the ‘building blocks’ (again, if you don’t get it…) for your son or daughter’s unethically experimental future.

Providing a fun and interactive potty training experience, the Jack Potty Chair has built-in sensors, which reward your child’s ’success’ with lights, sounds, and spinning shapes. They can also trigger the bells and whistles with a simple pull on the chair’s arm, preparing them for later in life, when real slot machines only net them crap.

The Jack Potty Chair is currently available at Overstock for just $33.49. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax

The best deal? BabyCenter.com has 5 plus a “laundry bag” (yes, clearly a prerequisite) on sale for just $8.37. Plus, 10 different colors/styles are available. If you’re spending more, grab a babycenter coupon. They are also sold by UnCommon Goods or Calliope Boutique (via Amazon).