Shower-Shortening Water Pebble $10

Dave, it’s almost time for your shower to be over.
HAL is actually a derivative of the acronym IBM. See it in the letters? H-I; A-B; L-M. Almost everyone who loves Space Odyssey knows this. But Space Odyssey, for all its groundbreaking work, isn’t actually that fun to watch.
Not like Scorsese’s Casino, where they have that [...]

Chocobama and Sugarcain

With the 2008 presidential election drawing to a bitter end, some folks want to sweeten things up. How though? More attack ads? Deceptive mailers? Robo calls? Celebrity endorsements? No! Sweeten things up with Chocobama and Sugar-Cane.
Handmade in the Netherlands, Chocobama and Sugar-Cane are crafted from fine Belgian chocolate. Choose from either dark, milk, or white [...]

Pop Your Cork with the Bill Clinton Corkscrew

For some folks, spending an evening in with a nice bottle of wine can be a little too romantic and tasteful. Never fear: there’s always something out there that lets your friends and family know, ‘yeah, I’m not above that type of humor.’ Enter the Bill Clinton Corkscrew.
Conjuring up puns like ‘Getting Beaujolaid,’ ‘Pinot Envy,’ [...]

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush $17

Hillary is ready…to clean your toilet.
The creative geniuses behind the popular George Bush Toilet Bowl Brush have a new partisan toilet cleaning invention for you: the Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush. Get it, or the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, while she still has a career!
Want the famous First (Cleaning) Lady’s head in your toilet? [...]