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Shower-Shortening Water Pebble $10

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 19:25:45 +0000

Dave, it’s almost time for your shower to be over.

HAL is actually a derivative of the acronym IBM. See it in the letters? H-I; A-B; L-M. Almost everyone who loves Space Odyssey knows this. But Space Odyssey, for all its groundbreaking work, isn’t actually that fun to watch.

Not like Scorsese’s Casino, where they have that one scene where they use they Use the F-Word 21 Times in Two Minutes (if you aren’t a fan of profanity, please please don’t watch this; StrangeDeals is a family site).

Nonetheless, you’ve probably been looking for an evil little robot to be telling you how to shower. Should I conserve water? “Yes,” says your new little beast, training you properly with a series of progressive lighting. This pebble shortens its suggested stop time, conditioning you to use water wisely. It’s the Water Pebble! It’s available for only $10 at Uncommon Goods.

Dave, I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question.

Chocobama and Sugarcain

admin — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 23:01:57 +0000

With the 2008 presidential election drawing to a bitter end, some folks want to sweeten things up. How though? More attack ads? Deceptive mailers? Robo calls? Celebrity endorsements? No! Sweeten things up with Chocobama and Sugar-Cane.

Handmade in the Netherlands, Chocobama and Sugar-Cane are crafted from fine Belgian chocolate. Choose from either dark, milk, or white chocolate ranging in price from $25.64 to $38.47 (converted from the Euro).

Pop Your Cork with the Bill Clinton Corkscrew

admin — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:13:46 +0000

For some folks, spending an evening in with a nice bottle of wine can be a little too romantic and tasteful. Never fear: there’s always something out there that lets your friends and family know, ‘yeah, I’m not above that type of humor.’ Enter the Bill Clinton Corkscrew.

Conjuring up puns like ‘Getting Beaujolaid,’ ‘Pinot Envy,’ and ‘Merlot Down, Dirty Shame,’ this novelty corkscrew is now at Overstock for $29.99. Or, pair it with the ever popular Hillary Nutcracker in the Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set for $54.99. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax (except UT).

And, as we are equal-opportunity offenders, also be sure to check out the Bush Countdown Clock (not much longer now) and the bi-partisan Political Firestarters.

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush $17

admin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:23:20 +0000

Hillary is ready…to clean your toilet.

The creative geniuses behind the popular George Bush Toilet Bowl Brush have a new partisan toilet cleaning invention for you: the Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush. Get it, or the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, while she still has a career!

Want the famous First (Cleaning) Lady’s head in your toilet? Go to Things You Never Knew Existed and pick it up for $16.98 plus $5.98 for a total of $22.96.