The iPoop

Ever taken your laptop into the can with you? Me neither. But let’s face facts, it’s probably being done with startling regularity — probably by people you know, family even.
Inspired by a Photoshop contest to demonstrate just how far Apple would go with its aggressive marketing of all things Apple, amateur designer Peter came up [...]

Eliminate Nocturnal Emissions

We don’t like to talk about it — it’s a proverbial third-rail issue — but passing gas is ruining marriages across the country. I know it, you know it, and dogs are sick of getting blamed. My own dear parents moved into separate rooms because of unsightly flatulence.
However, thanks to the marvels of modern science [...]

The Jack Potty Chair, a One-Armed Potty-Training Bandit $33

Are you excited to finally have your child potty trained, only to discover they didn’t learn anything about the art of casino gambling? Well, before you break out the children’s books on baccarat and Sesame Street DVDs where the Count teaches when to double down, consider the Jack Potty Chair!
Providing a fun and interactive potty [...]

On Your Mark, Get Set, Flush!

Turn your toilet into a high-performance flushing machine with the Toilet Shifter. This aluminum shifter, which is designed to replace most toilet flushing handles, features a four-speed shift pattern on the top of ball and includes all necessary hardware. Just remember to always obey all caution flags and never throw it in reverse.
The best price [...]

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush $17

Hillary is ready…to clean your toilet.
The creative geniuses behind the popular George Bush Toilet Bowl Brush have a new partisan toilet cleaning invention for you: the Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush. Get it, or the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, while she still has a career!
Want the famous First (Cleaning) Lady’s head in your toilet? [...]

Pee-Pee Teepee $8

If you’ve ever been changing your little one and been hit with an unexpected golden shower, the clever minds behind the Pee-Pee Teepee have saved you. A no-brainer for recent mothers and fathers, this little cotton “hat” fits right over the “problem areas” while you’re changing your little guy or gal.
The best deal? [...]

Ultimate Bathroom iPod Dock $60

Sometimes you just have to listen to music. And if that sometime happens to strike you in the john, this might be the product for you. The Icarta iPod Dock-Toilet Paper Holder alleviates your fears of dropping expensive gizmos in the bowl, and completes the experience with moisture-resistant stereo speakers that can generate up to [...]

Gold Pills Leave Your Toilet Sparkling – Only $425

From the ‘I don’t even know what to say about this’ file, we bring you Gold Pills designed for digestive decoration. These pills leave your leavings sparkling with real 24k gold leaf. You probably won’t even want to flush with the masterpiece you’ve left behind.
So, if you’re tired of lighting your money on fire, and [...]

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