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The iPoop

admin — Wed, 26 May 2010 22:01:57 +0000

Ever taken your laptop into the can with you? Me neither. But let’s face facts, it’s probably being done with startling regularity — probably by people you know, family even.

Inspired by a Photoshop contest to demonstrate just how far Apple would go with its aggressive marketing of all things Apple, amateur designer Peter came up with this simple, yet ingenious little piece, The iPoop. It’s your standard bathroom waste basket with laptop hugging grooves cut into the top. This keeps a computer or tablet in place while iPoop (get it?).

Unfortunately, the iPoop hasn’t actually been produced yet, but Peter has started up a Facebook Group for fans and interested parties. He can also be reached at info@theipoop.com.

Eliminate Nocturnal Emissions

admin — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:28:29 +0000

We don’t like to talk about it — it’s a proverbial third-rail issue — but passing gas is ruining marriages across the country. I know it, you know it, and dogs are sick of getting blamed. My own dear parents moved into separate rooms because of unsightly flatulence.

However, thanks to the marvels of modern science and the incalculable ingenuity of modern man, we no longer have to be awoken by our ears and noses. Ladies and gentlemen, The Better Marriage Blanket!

Soft like your standard comforter, The Better Marriage Blanket has a hidden layer of activated charcoal lining (similar to the fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons) to absorb unsightly nighttime wind breakage. And it is now starting at only $29.95 ($49.95 for queen, $59.95 for king).

The Jack Potty Chair, a One-Armed Potty-Training Bandit $33

admin — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:04:13 +0000

Are you excited to finally have your child potty trained, only to discover they didn’t learn anything about the art of casino gambling? Well, before you break out the children’s books on baccarat and Sesame Street DVDs where the Count teaches when to double down, consider the Jack Potty Chair!

Providing a fun and interactive potty training experience, the Jack Potty Chair has built-in sensors, which reward your child’s ’success’ with lights, sounds, and spinning shapes. They can also trigger the bells and whistles with a simple pull on the chair’s arm, preparing them for later in life, when real slot machines only net them crap.

The Jack Potty Chair is currently available at Overstock for just $33.49. Shipping adds $2.95 with no sales tax

On Your Mark, Get Set, Flush!

admin — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:59:26 +0000

Turn your toilet into a high-performance flushing machine with the Toilet Shifter. This aluminum shifter, which is designed to replace most toilet flushing handles, features a four-speed shift pattern on the top of ball and includes all necessary hardware. Just remember to always obey all caution flags and never throw it in reverse.

The best price we here at StrangeDeals could find on this hot rod is at SummitRacing.com, where they’re $29.95. Shipping is $9.75 and sales tax is not charged in most states.

Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush $17

admin — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:23:20 +0000

Hillary is ready…to clean your toilet.

The creative geniuses behind the popular George Bush Toilet Bowl Brush have a new partisan toilet cleaning invention for you: the Hillary Clinton Toilet Bowl Brush. Get it, or the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker, while she still has a career!

Want the famous First (Cleaning) Lady’s head in your toilet? Go to Things You Never Knew Existed and pick it up for $16.98 plus $5.98 for a total of $22.96.

Pee-Pee Teepee $8

admin — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:13:41 +0000

If you’ve ever been changing your little one and been hit with an unexpected golden shower, the clever minds behind the Pee-Pee Teepee have saved you. A no-brainer for recent mothers and fathers, this little cotton “hat” fits right over the “problem areas” while you’re changing your little guy or gal.

The best deal? BabyCenter.com has 5 plus a “laundry bag” (yes, clearly a prerequisite) on sale for just $8.37. Plus, 10 different colors/styles are available. If you’re spending more, grab a babycenter coupon. They are also sold by UnCommon Goods or Calliope Boutique (via Amazon).

Ultimate Bathroom iPod Dock $60

admin — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 22:24:20 +0000

Sometimes you just have to listen to music. And if that sometime happens to strike you in the john, this might be the product for you. The Icarta iPod Dock-Toilet Paper Holder alleviates your fears of dropping expensive gizmos in the bowl, and completes the experience with moisture-resistant stereo speakers that can generate up to 12 watts of sound.

I think “strange” is covered. As for the best deal, X-Treme Geek has this system on sale for only $59.95. Shipping starts around $5 and taxes vary by location. If you like this product, be sure to check out its ultimate accessory.

Gold Pills Leave Your Toilet Sparkling – Only $425

admin — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 00:53:42 +0000

From the ‘I don’t even know what to say about this’ file, we bring you Gold Pills designed for digestive decoration. These pills leave your leavings sparkling with real 24k gold leaf. You probably won’t even want to flush with the masterpiece you’ve left behind.

So, if you’re tired of lighting your money on fire, and are looking for decadence in literally every aspect of your life, head over to Citizen-Citizen Design and pick up a few. They’re only $425 each. You’ll never be disgusted with your bowels again.

Cappuccino Scented Soap That Looks Like…

admin — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:16:45 +0000

Looking to gross out your friends and family? When they get downstairs on Christmas morning they’ll see their stocking filled with what appears to be, uh, dog doo. But relax, little Timmy, it’s just soap!

Billed as the “best smelling pile ever,” the Nope…it’s Soap is now $7.99 ($9.99 for a heavy pile). This cappuccino-scented high-quality hand soap is a great way to have a laugh, maybe at the expense of your friends and family. Plus, it’s currently being offered with free shipping and no sales tax by the good folks at noapitssoap.com.

And it sure beats coal in your stocking.

Dog Toilet Water Bowl $13

admin — Sun, 25 Nov 2007 00:42:03 +0000

Some people love their dogs so much that they actually let them drink out of the toilet. Much like with a spoiled child, some dog owners just can’t say ‘no’ to their canine companions. Well, here’s a nice option for those folks, as well as anyone looking for a bit more convenience. The Dog Toilet Water Bowl is, as you can see, in the form of everyone’s favorite ceramic throne. Just fill a standard two-liter bottle, pop it on the back, and forget about it (at least until it’s empty).

Where to get it? Some stores sell it for $25 or more but Collections Etc. has it for just $14.99. Enter 10% off coupon code 3CEMS4 (expires 12/1) to cut it to $13.49 (see more Collections Etc. coupons). Shipping is $6.99. Plus, no sales tax (except IL, KS).

The “Brief Safe” $11

admin — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:53:33 +0000

The ultimate deterrent, the Brief Safe is a pair of underwear with a 4″ x 10″ compartment for hiding valuables that makes use of what it calls “special markings” on the “lower rear” to stave off would-be thieves. It comes in one color: “white (and brown).” This is disgusting!

Pick up a pair for $11 at Shomer-tec a military and law enforcement equipment provider. Shippings adds a hefty $13.

Haven’t touched your sensibilities yet? They also have Doo Drops, which “look and smell like real diarrhea” and were supposedly manufactured for “the CIA and other federal agencies.”