Pig Snout Mug $15

Man I love The Beatles. And who doesn’t, right? Pigs, that’s who. That’s why they wrote that song Piggies and put it on the White Album.
Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon
Now I’m not positive, but I think they’re [...]

The Legendary Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt $14

Chicks, dude. Life is all about chicks. And getting them.
But how? Flowers? Chocolate strawberries? The KFC Double Down? Monster ballads?
Hells to the naw, dude. Wolves. Chicks dig wolves. That’s just science. And you do not argue with science.
For some time now, science and fabric have come together in a devastatingly powerful and undeniably charismatic union: [...]

Who Brings a Gun to a Wedding?

Like it or not, weddings can be crazy affairs. Whether you’re meeting former frat brothers, drunken uncles, or jealous sisters, you never really know what to expect.
One thing you can count on, however, is that if you see one of these Wedding Cake Toppers adorning the cake, someone in attendance probably has a shotgun in [...]