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Pig Snout Mug $15

admin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 22:20:01 +0000

Man I love The Beatles. And who doesn’t, right? Pigs, that’s who. That’s why they wrote that song Piggies and put it on the White Album.

Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

Now I’m not positive, but I think they’re using pigs as an allegory for something else here, because I don’t think pigs can get married yet. And pigs eating bacon is probably how foot-and-mouth disease started. Though, the Beatles are from England and things can get weird pretty fast over there.

So, if you know anyone who can be a bit piggish, lighten up their sty with this cool Pig Snout Mug. It’s only $14.99 at Perpetual Kid. Or buy one for yourself, bring it to the office, and see how many times you can say “oin-kay” instead of “okay” before you get fired. Over-under is probably like three times (I’ll take the under).

The Legendary Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt $14

admin — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 22:07:57 +0000

Chicks, dude. Life is all about chicks. And getting them.

But how? Flowers? Chocolate strawberries? The KFC Double Down? Monster ballads?

Hells to the naw, dude. Wolves. Chicks dig wolves. That’s just science. And you do not argue with science.

For some time now, science and fabric have come together in a devastatingly powerful and undeniably charismatic union: The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt. Think about it broseph, your Trans Am might get you somewhere (literally and figuratively), but would you count on that baby to close the deal? Me neither. You need Wolves, dude. Wolves emblazoned across your chest.

Amazon has the now-infamous Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt (small – XXXL) on sale for just $13.95, or $11.95 for kids’ sizes (little bros dig chicks, too). Shipping is free with $25 and there’s no sales tax (except KS, KY, ND, NY, WA). Wear it every day for maximum effectiveness.

Who Brings a Gun to a Wedding?

admin — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:16:20 +0000

Like it or not, weddings can be crazy affairs. Whether you’re meeting former frat brothers, drunken uncles, or jealous sisters, you never really know what to expect.

One thing you can count on, however, is that if you see one of these Wedding Cake Toppers adorning the cake, someone in attendance probably has a shotgun in their car (quite possibly the bride or groom), and may want to kick off the reception with a bang.

These Wedding Cake Decorations for the avid sportsman or sportswoman are now available at APicturePerfectWedding.com for $75. Choose between deer hunter, goose hunter, duck hunter (pictured), or plain-old hunter, in either white or ivory. Plus, you can add hunting hats and camouflage (and really, why wouldn’t you?) for just $10 each, as well as put a gun in the bride’s hands for $8 (it’s her wedding too, she deserves it). Shipping adds $13.99.